I am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want To Be Your Class President

IAAGOUEAIWTBYCP is a complex book that is strangely realistic in its description of a public middle school. Slightly less realistic is its description of a fat, genius pre-teen billionaire who conducts his business through other, older people. He decides where to invest, what to buy, with whom to meet and other, billionairy things like that. He also has the school rigged to suit all of his needs, like lockers that are actually doors into secret expensive looking rooms complete with elderly British butlers, seats on the bus that can warm up, vibrate or dispense snacks and bodyguards trained around the school to attack those who bully him, either with blow darts or a well aimed dodge-ball. The only thing that's wrong with his life is his dad. An pompous, arrogant man who sells things on T.V, he thinks of his son as an incompetent loser and himself as God's gift to the world. So when his father announces that he was class president, he decides to become one himself... no matter how much money he has to spend.